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'PBQ Presents: Madame Bainbridge's Compendium

Of Primo Dong'

Chinese David Letterman Also Retires

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Doreen is making your pizza. It says so on the tracker. It says your pizza is being made, and for the seven minutes it takes before it says your pizza is out for delivery, you can stare at your computer screen and envision your best friend Doreen making you dinner. She’s applying the toppings and…

We done tol’ Ol’ Pete not to go down to that Tar World. “Ol’ Pete!” we said. “You go down to that Tar World and fall in love with one-a them wily ‘n’ beguilin’ asphalt ladies, you ain’t never comin’ back!” Always was a dang fool, Ol’ Pete.

We done tol’ Ol’ Pete not to go down to that Tar World. “Ol’ Pete!” we said. “You go down to that Tar World and fall in love with one-a them wily ‘n’ beguilin’ asphalt ladies, you ain’t never comin’ back!” Always was a dang fool, Ol’ Pete.

I guess I’m drawn to religion because I can be provocative without harming something people really care about, like their cars.

—George Meyer, from this interview.

cleopatrashorns:

Creative Costumes of Still-Practiced Pagan Rituals of Europe
Part II

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