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Pendulous Breasts Quarterly

A Literary Magazine for the Discerning Breasts Enthusiast

‘PBQ’ Back In Stock At Bergen Street Comics

Sellin’ like crazy there! So, if you find yourself in Prospect Heights, stop in, buy a copy of Pendulous Breasts Quarterly and check out the smartest mix of graphic novels, superhero comics and unique print items available in Brooklyn! And, as always, you can buy PBQ direct right here!

alanrules:

A fake letter from Bruce Vilanch written by me. [I assume he would have written it himself, if he knew Christopher.]

alanrules:

A fake letter from Bruce Vilanch written by me. [I assume he would have written it himself, if he knew Christopher.]

UPDATES: ‘PBQ’ Reading At Greenlight Bookstore This Thursday; ‘PBQ’ Now Available At Resource in Serenbe, GA

This Thursday, May 17th, a Pendulous Breasts Quarterly-themed installment of Bob Powers’ venerable Steamboat Humor Reading Series will be held at Greenlight Bookstore in Fort Greene, Brooklyn. So come by, pick up a copy of PBQ (now available at Greenlight!), and see some amazing writers from The Onion and other esteemed outlets share their brilliant works. There will also be some humorous surprises, a thing that everyone just adores!

In other news, Pendulous Breasts Quarterly is now available at Resource, a wonderful and unique store located in Serenbe, GA. So, if you happen to live in the Atlanta area, take a short drive out to Serenbe and check out this amazing shop!

And, as always, you can buy PBQ direct right here.

‘PBQ’ Back in stock at Desert Island Comics!

Pendulous Breasts Quarterly is back at Desert Island! It is a wonderful little shop, full of ‘zines and many other things you cannot find anywhere else. Stop by, pick up PBQ, and have a look around. You won’t be disappointed!

And, as always, you can buy PBQ direct here!

‘PBQ’ Is Back In Stock At Bergen Street Comics!

Pendulous Breasts Quarterly is once again available at Bergen Street Comics! But you should seriously just go to this store, regardless. It really is the best comic book shop in Brooklyn, with just the nicest, most wonderful owners and employees.

And, as always, you can buy PBQ direct right here.

Awkward

mattwassung:

It’s nice to walk into a small, quaint comic book shop.

It’s a little awkward when it’s only you looking for a specific thing when it’s you and the girl behind the counter with no sound but creaking floors. 

It’s quite uncomfortable when you have to ask the girl that you’re looking for a humor magazine called “Pendulous Breasts Quarterly”.

It’s very embarrassing when they don’t have it, and she’s never heard of it. You feel like you did an in store prank phone call. 

If this has happened to you, please check out McNally Jackson in SoHo, Desert Island in Williamsburg, WORD Books in Greenpoint, or, for San Franciscans, Needles & Pens in Mission Dolores! We are currently looking into restocking at Bergen Street Comics in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn, so stay tuned!

And please remember, you can always order the book here!

Rick Santorum By ‘PBQ’ artist-in-residence Ben Grasso

Pendulous Breasts Quarterly artist-in-residence (and, of course, all-around amazing artist in his own right) Ben Grasso will from time to time sublimate his fear and loathing of the current political landscape by creating wonderfully rendered caricatures, such as the one above of GOP candidate Rick Santorum. Really captures that certain mix of bewildered terror with the do-or-die confidence that grand-scale delusion affords, no?

And, as always, you can find Ben’s amazing artwork on the cover and throughout the inaugural issue of PBQ, which can be purchased here.

‘PBQ’ Contributor and ‘Colbert Report’ Writer Dan Guterman has Humor Piece published in ‘The New Yorker’!

Click the image above to read “New Optical Illusions”; it is very, very funny. And, as always, you can purchase Pendulous Breasts Quarterly here to read Mr. Guterman’s story entitled “The New Game Of Life.”

Hark! A Vagrant author, ‘PBQ’ contributor and all-around comics-world superstar Kate Beaton was kind enough to mention Pendulous Breasts Quarterly at the end of this very touching personal story about her and her dad. Thanks, Kate!
beatonna:

I sketched this comic about me, my dad, and something we made.

Hark! A Vagrant author, ‘PBQ’ contributor and all-around comics-world superstar Kate Beaton was kind enough to mention Pendulous Breasts Quarterly at the end of this very touching personal story about her and her dad. Thanks, Kate!

beatonna:

I sketched this comic about me, my dad, and something we made.

HOLY SHIT! ‘PBQ’-Inspired Art by Kaye Blegvad!

We have just received the very first of what we hope are reams and reams of Pendulous Breasts Quarterly-inspired art from illustrator/designer Kaye Blegvad! Check out her Blogvad and buy some of her wonderful art and jewelry!

More Personalized Insults From ‘PBQ’ Contributors! Ouch!

Personalized insults from ‘PBQ’ contributors Jason Roeder, Dave Kornfeld and ‘PBQ’ editor John Harris! Ouch! Zingo! Blam! If you would like a personalized insult from two or more contributors write “Zing Me!” on your order (order here)!

Updates: ‘PBQ’ Featured On Laughspin.com, ‘Zine Now Available At Needles & Pens in SF

Hello! Laughspin.com did a lovely little piece about Pendulous Breasts Quarterly today, which very nicely sums up the project. In other news, PBQ is now available at Needles & Pens, a one-of-a-kind ‘zine shop/art gallery in the Mission Dolores neighborhood of San Francisco. If you live in the Bay Area, stop by and ask for Pendulous Breasts Quarterly by name. And, as always, you can order the ‘zine right here!

Updated ‘PBQ’ Store List

If you live in New York City, please stop by any of the following lovely independent bookstores/comic book shops and pick up Pendulous Breasts Quarterly!: McNally Jackson in SoHo; Desert Island in Williamsburg, Brooklyn; Bergen Street Comics in Prospect Heights, Brooklyn; WORD in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. Or, if you can’t get to one of these great stores, order PBQ direct HERE!

Another gem from ‘PBQ’ contributor Sascha Stanton-Craven!
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How Gingrich Won South Carolina:
Newt Gingrich, 35-foot-tall GOP candidate, threatens to eat his wife, Callista, at right.

Another gem from ‘PBQ’ contributor Sascha Stanton-Craven!

whiteoutnews:

How Gingrich Won South Carolina:

Newt Gingrich, 35-foot-tall GOP candidate, threatens to eat his wife, Callista, at right.

From ‘PBQ’ contributor Sascha Stanton-Craven!
whiteoutnews:

Mitt Romney with his hostages declaring victory in Manchester. “Tonight they go free,” he said. “Tomorrow we go back to kidnapping voters’ families to secure their support.”

From ‘PBQ’ contributor Sascha Stanton-Craven!

whiteoutnews:

Mitt Romney with his hostages declaring victory in Manchester. “Tonight they go free,” he said. “Tomorrow we go back to kidnapping voters’ families to secure their support.”

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