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'PBQ Presents: Madame Bainbridge's Compendium

Of Primo Dong'

(Source: reserder2)

girlsareprettyforever:

The artist is angry and he’s spitting champagne on his guests and they love it. His wife is enchanting people with conversation. The ceilings are 20 feet above the tops of the guests’ heads, looking down on their bald spots and dandruff-dusted parts with disgust. The paintings on the walls are…

Did I win, @newyorkermag?

Did I win, @newyorkermag?

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

liartownusa:

Oh Christ, It’s This Asshole Again

girlsareprettyforever:

You’re 70 and your friend Alice was 70 when she died and you used to be best pals. You showed up wondering what happened to you two, then you find out when her family tells you they don’t want you to speak at the funeral because they felt like she put more value in her friendship with you than in…

girlsareprettyforever:

Your mom writes love songs but her career’s been in a slump ever since she fell out of love with your dad. House payments need to be made and you’re going to have to go to college somehow.

“Any of those teachers at your school single?” your dad asks you. “Anyone you think your mom might hit it…

liartownusa:

World’s Largest Crip east of Rock Springs, Wyoming, June 1997

liartownusa:

World’s Largest Crip east of Rock Springs, Wyoming, June 1997

Sorry, here are the completed balls. #icedong #thepatriarchy

Sorry, here are the completed balls. #icedong #thepatriarchy

Come to the PBQv2 party tonight at Bell House if you want to get a picture with this thing! #IceDong

Come to the PBQv2 party tonight at Bell House if you want to get a picture with this thing! #IceDong

Well, at least domestically. International shipping will be available soon, as will a Kindle/iPad version.

DANIEL SPENSER, our artist-in-residence for PBQv2, did this fantastic animation of one of his pieces that appears in the ‘zine…WHICH JUST ARRIVED TODAY! If you already got one coming for whatever reason, it will ship tomorrow, dawg.

DON’T FORGET, there is a RELEASE PARTY Wednesday, July 2nd, where REGGIE WATTS and many other funny people will perform. If you contributed to the Kickstarter or have a piece appearing in the ‘zine, YOU ARE ON THE LIST, SON.

I just sent this to someone yesterday. It pretty much says it all.

(Source: danielmirk)

girlsareprettyforever:

This summer I’ll be posting a serialized story on Medium called “HateBoat3000” about Captain Heather T. LaFourge, the captain of a commercial cruise ship. You can find that here.

Latest chapter is posted below…

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Watching The People Splash In The Lido Deck Pool Pavilion

So many wet…

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